TRAIN OR BUS RIDE OR DIE?

If you are reading this blog then you're my ride or die!  I met the train conductor and he's my ride or die, but the ride on bus driver is my ride or die too.  Basically, if I haven't met you, it doesn't matter, you are my ride or die too, you just don't know it yet. 

MANAGE TO LIE

I manage to squeeze in a dog without anyone seeing it.  Do you see a dog? no you don't! Champagne go lay down!!!!!!!!!!  You see there is no dog. See how I manage? I manage!

Cig Newton

Can I have a cigarette? asked Lemon as an apple fell off the tree and hit him on the head.  He looked around and said, "what was that tho???"  "he went on to say "I heard that movie gravity is pretty cool, but I have no clue." to which Einstein replied, "no you don't"

HOOKAH MY MONEY?

Nough said!

RIDRACULA 

"I want to suck your blood!" said Joke as she stepped out of the bathroom and ran into Lotso.  Lotso screamed to the top of his lungs, oh noooooooo, RIDRACULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today's episode:
 The Social Ninja

You've been blocked said Lemon as he flies through the air in a ninja move.  Oh hell no, oh no you didn't said the cat's meow as she unleashed her hair from the firm bun sitting on top of her head.